birdstiality:

if you’re ever in doubt over your RPing skills, just let it be known that I once RPed in a thread where I played a sentient mochi giving a blowjob to a guy who’d been hypnotized into thinking he was a computer

HIGH FIVE

simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

(via garbagecafe)

floozys:

top 10 things i look for in guys!!!

  • i don’t
  • get out of my sight 

(via bohrscht)

birdstiality:

pope-of-macaronism:

officialbluteam:

theyoungestblu:

robotbutnotarobot:

one-true-red-pyro:

bloody-black-scottish-cyclops:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

SuicidePassionScumMalicePeep

Rage
Maniac
Kiss
Lust
Fool

Malice
Dread
Past
Fool
Scum. 
I don’t really believe these sorts of things, but it’s interesting anyway. 

Fool
Crush
Maniac Sin
Lust

Secrets
Dread
Past
Fool
Leave

Leave
Fool
Kick
Eye

Secrets
Obsession
Passion
Kiss
Dread

FLESH
ALICE
NONE
SCUM
AAUGH
….I THINK I DID IT WRONG

birdstiality:

pope-of-macaronism:

officialbluteam:

theyoungestblu:

robotbutnotarobot:

one-true-red-pyro:

bloody-black-scottish-cyclops:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

Suicide
Passion
Scum
Malice
Peep

Rage

Maniac

Kiss

Lust

Fool

Malice

Dread

Past

Fool

Scum. 

I don’t really believe these sorts of things, but it’s interesting anyway. 

Fool

Crush

Maniac Sin

Lust

Secrets

Dread

Past

Fool

Leave

Leave

Fool

Kick

Eye

Secrets

Obsession

Passion

Kiss

Dread

FLESH

ALICE

NONE

SCUM

AAUGH

….I THINK I DID IT WRONG

crowdog66:

Original here. 

crowdog66:

Original here

(via reinagrant)

birdstiality:

I don’t even have XY but I’m more or less convinced that Shauna is the femtag’s girlfriend

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

(via tokimekis)

asker

birdstiality asked: Poinsettia, Primrose, Amsonia, Peony, Tulip!

Poinsettia: FRIED SHRIMP. My family has them at Christmas every year.

Primrose: If bean chili isn’t a soup, then leek-potato.

Amsonia: probably not… fgfgjgjkj I can’t even go FULL VEGETARIAN for one week out of the month tbh, spinach & lentils just don’t cut it for iron and I have to crack open a can of tuna or something.

Peony: Black tea! I love coffee and all, but I like it a whole lot better iced than hot.

Tulip: Any sort of torte or gateau concoction that’s light on the cake, sparing-to-none on the icing, and heavy on custard or mousse is also good in my book.

asker

bohrscht asked: Primrose.

…..is bean chili a soup?