matraque:

Female albino thamnophis parietalis garter snake 

matraque:

Female albino thamnophis parietalis garter snake 

(via scales-and-fangs)

chartini:

NEW NYOS 

NEW NYOS

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I AM HERE FOR THIS POL & LIET

They are both babes and I ship it and i need fanart on my desk yesterday.

(via amaron)

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

(via therevoltion)

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

(via therevoltion)

tokenduelist:

ommanyte:

Useless white rock confirmed for ORAS

How dare you call this fucking godly beast useless.

okay shot in the dark but is there anyone here who remembers “it’s a salt lick”

tokenduelist:

ommanyte:

Useless white rock confirmed for ORAS

How dare you call this fucking godly beast useless.

okay shot in the dark but is there anyone here who remembers “it’s a salt lick”

(via birdstiality)

smartgirlsattheparty:

Some days you just need a little cat love ;)

(via reinagrant)

therevoltion:

defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
OH YEAH
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.Or kick you outOr send you to reprogramming campsOr sterilize youOr murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”

Straight people are astounding. 

omg does that straight person actually think that we get FEWER awkward questions? this is hilarious.

therevoltion:

defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE

OH YEAH

TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL

TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET

AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET

AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET

once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.
Or kick you out
Or send you to reprogramming camps
Or sterilize you
Or murder you

Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”

Straight people are astounding. 

omg does that straight person actually think that we get FEWER awkward questions? this is hilarious.

sawsbuckgo:

tracytangerine:

Important Reminder for all Pokemon Fans!
Make sure you get signed up on pokemon.com and opt in for the marketing emails BEFORE the end of Monday October 20th. That’s tomorrow! The Pokemon Company is ONLY sending out Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire demo codes to people that have an account and are opted in to marketing emails, so even if you have an account already make sure you are opted in to receive marketing emails. You can get some awesome mega pokemon and items by playing the demo and transferring them to your real game later so don’t miss out!

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT GUYS!!!!

sawsbuckgo:

tracytangerine:

Important Reminder for all Pokemon Fans!

Make sure you get signed up on pokemon.com and opt in for the marketing emails BEFORE the end of Monday October 20th. That’s tomorrow! The Pokemon Company is ONLY sending out Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire demo codes to people that have an account and are opted in to marketing emails, so even if you have an account already make sure you are opted in to receive marketing emails. You can get some awesome mega pokemon and items by playing the demo and transferring them to your real game later so don’t miss out!

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT GUYS!!!!

(via biophilie)

(via rukkilill)

kitkatkatee:

i have some cute ass villagers

(via biophilie)