Hello, I'm a person with a blog that's about 1% or less original content. I love alcohol, cute animals, cute people, and pretty fanarts. I probably want to bake things for you. I like getting asks about almost anything so feel free to shoot me one or more whenever you want.
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END. that is the end of the conversation. YOU LUCKY FUCKERS
Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not. Or kick you out Or send you to reprogramming camps Or sterilize you Or murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.
Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.
straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”
Straight people are astounding.
omg does that straight person actually think that we get FEWER awkward questions? this is hilarious.
Make sure you get signed up on pokemon.com and opt in for the marketing emails BEFORE the end of Monday October 20th. That’s tomorrow! The Pokemon Company is ONLY sending out Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire demo codes to people that have an account and are opted in to marketing emails, so even if you have an account already make sure you are opted in to receive marketing emails. You can get some awesome mega pokemon and items by playing the demo and transferring them to your real game later so don’t miss out!